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So the first weird thing that happened on my latest excursion was that Andy(Boomerang) showed up with Albert on the bus. I could handle that. He wasn't to upset because he fucked one of the hottest porn stars in the industry.So we head out to Hialeah to find some hoochies. We're excited. We spot this girl on some steps. I give her the old interview routine. It wasn't working. It works 90% of the time. This girl seemed to be immune. Everything was no no no. I was impressed. Finally, after practically begging her, she gets in. We begin the interview with where are you from. She's from El Salvador. I immediately tell her that they eat people there and that the country is worthless. So she fires back. Telling me she wasn't gonna take my shit. Again, I was impressed. Most girls just take the abuse. Needless to say, to get her to have sex with Boomer was a pain. She wouldn't hear of it. This girl fought for her dignity. She lost! but at least she fought for it which is more that I could say for most. So Boomer hit it. I was impressed. The girl had a nice ass and she new how to move it. Her pussy looked tight as hell. This girl could suck dick. It was hot in that van. Boomer exploded all over her cute face. This was a fun ride. It was a lot of fun when we ditched her on some random street in HIALEAH DOG! This girl practically destroyed my van with her bare hands. The girl was feisty I tell you. I was sad to see her go. On second thought: See you in El Salvador baby!

Posted by The Real G on July 23, 2008 02:32 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

Yo! What up B! Teddy Wanksta here taking over for Sanchez. Just kidding! Teddy's back in Wyoming. We found out later he was really from Worland, Wyoming. What a Wanksta! If he wasn't JT's cousin I would have probably kicked him out of the bus too. Much like we did this crazy ass girl named Samantha. I couldn't figure this girl out. She claimed she loved to read and teach others yet she had the vocabulary of a seventh grader. After a while I stopped trying to figure her out and went in for the kill. She was like putty in my hands. The girl was money hungry! She gave me some lame student loan story but I suspect the girl never graduated junior high. In reality I think this girl just wanted to get fucked. I don't really think she even cared about the money that she never got. She was all over Teddy Wanksta from the start. Teddy hit that ass! He tore up as they say. He did good.....for a wanksta! That's my favorite word of the week if you haven't noticed by now. This girl Samantha gave gr eat head by the way. Teddy told me it was the best head he had ever gotten. Of course, he was a virgin. After Teddy came all over her face we then concocted a brilliant plan Albert and I. It involved the girls back pack and the passenger side window. She took the bait and ran out to get her book bag. Just that easy ,she was never to be seen again.

Posted by The Real G on July 22, 2008 03:33 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

What can I say about my boy P.P. He can't grow a beard, he's a soft spoken metrosexual with a big heart. When I say metro I really mean homo. Anyway so back to P.P. In all seriousness, he's a trip. I love the kid. He also has a fat penis with a tiny head. One young, innocent, Cuban student found out in what I like to call "A Student for Preston." It's a romantic comedy musical. P.P. loves to sing. What I'm trying to say is that he's gay!!! As gay as the day he made Blownout O Rings Part Five. Enough about that beardless freak! This girl had a bangin little body. Great tits and a plump ass. Hell ya! Preston hit it with great ease. My boy was smooth. He hit that pussy as if it was a man's anus! HA HA HA HA!!! Al-B and I are laughing our asses off writing this shit. It's not everyday we get to diss P.P. for the world to see. All right enough fucking around. This was one horny chick. Preston quenched her horniness with some big cock in her mouth and her tight little pussy. The gizz ended up on her face and she ended up getting ditched as she pee'd in some canal bank. It was a special farewell. She never saw it coming.

Posted by The Real G on July 21, 2008 03:32 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

On this nice sunny day the bang bus crew which was me, Puck and Julius went to Fort Lauderdale to see whats going on over there. We were driving around talking to bunch of people asking them questions that we usually ask. The problem that we were facing that day was that it was so hard to find girls or if it wasn't, those girls would have an attitude towards us for some reason. Then we saw this girl playing with her phone and pulled up. I offered her a hundred dollars to talk to us but a second later the wind blew it off my hands and this bill ended up in the manhole. What a waste. Anyway it turned out that this girl was from Iowa like me and I offered her to come with us. She had such a nice body so I had to ask her to flash me. What a nice tits on this chick. Julius noticed that too and she noticed that he got a bit hard. This dude got a blow job from her. Unfortunately she didn't go any farther then a blow job and we drooped her off. Julius left too. So it was me and Puck driving around until we saw another hottie walking down the street. That one was smoking hot. She didn't have any problems with getting in as well as having my dick in her mouth and pussy. I fucked the shit out her and she was happy. The drop off was classical

Posted by The Real G on July 20, 2008 04:00 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

Check this out! When I leaved my house today to drive the bus, i couldn't imagine i will meet the finest, cutest, piece of ass that have ever driven the bus, well Olivia was cool too. But this girl "Pamela" seriously rocks and for us to be impress by some chick, she really has to be cool. Well, at first she recognized the Bus and ask me if my name was P.P....What? This girl is fan?? wao!! We asked her to be the driver and she accepted, we drove around and had a lot fun with everyone we found on the road, We meet some cute chicks by the beach, some of them were a little bitchy and some of them were ai'ght. This girl was really good trying to convince other chicks to get in the bus and show us their boobs. We meet this fine girl name "Jamie" and if it wasn't for Pamela she wouldn't gotten inside. We took her for a ride and she said she liked our driver so it was not hard to get this babe to do some crazy shit. By the time we picked "Dave Pounder" this girl was ready to be fucked in every position. It takes more than just smooth talking to get this sweet girl to show her goods. I had to offer up cold hard cash to even get a nipple shot. But, when this little thing gets on a roll she lets it all hang out, and the best of all she fucks like a professional. Dave gave her some fierce dick pounding in her tight pussy and she took all his load in her chunky sexy lips it was great!!, but by the time they were done we ditch them and i got Pamela for myself.

Posted by The Real G on July 19, 2008 02:00 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

Hey fellas. I bet you gonna enjoy this one. First of all we got the sexiest Bang Bus driver ever. Her name is Carmella. She has such a big boobs. One of the biggest I've ever seen in my life. So now try to imagine this girl with her belongings driving a vehicle. Yeah that shit is hot. Plus she was flashing every five minutes making people on the street forget about where they were going. That was hilarious. The reaction of each one of them is hard to describe. You should see their faces. Carmella knows how to take care of business. We saw this girl walking down the road and asked her if she is interested in being part of our TV show. She was up for it. Everybody wants to be on the TV show these days. Especially TV show like ours. Worldwide recognition guaranteed. After the broadcast was over we dropped both participant and left. Then Carmella asked me if we can find someone else for us since she was so horny after watching those two fucking. We went to SoBe and met another girl. Watch to see what happened next.

Posted by The Real G on July 18, 2008 05:01 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

Well my friends, not everyday i can sit here and write about how i make these girls to fall for me and then leave them abandoned somewhere in the city. It is something that rarely happens but when it does it is only good for me and i guess all of you too. The day started as normal today I was out ranking on my boy "John" or who i now like to call "Spice" jeje.. This guy thinks that he can drive the bus and i will not make fun of him...yeah wright! So here we were driving around and i decided to go to this building my buddy lives and check the place out. I've always noticed that a lot of girls live there so we decided to do something different for once. Here we are and Bamm! I found this pretty girl named "Rachel". She was not afraid to talk and it was easy to convince her to ditch her friend and come with us for a ride in the bus. I think it was the way i talked to her that make this girl go crazy for my cock. This episode has some of the best hardcore I have shot in the bus.This dirty girl starts out as a pretty Pink-wearing brunette but by the end of the day is turned into a shameless little babe. I can simply say that this girl truly knows how to make someone like myself cum like a fucking bull..Trust me it was no joke...So sit back relax and enjoy!

Posted by The Real G on July 17, 2008 02:00 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

We are hunting out there, and i mean we are going everywhere to make sure all of those crazy, slutty, mean, depraved, pretty, smart, and in fact ALL SEXY WOMEN!! we want them in the bus.. Period!!. This week i was hanging out with "Big Lou" and "Ray Ray". We were out in FT Lauderdale, trying once again to catch something before summer's end. We went around fucking with the people in the streets..Ya all know how we do. It was really hot and we decided to drive by the beach area. We found this pretty brunette and she flashed her perky tits. I think it was only the fact that it was so damn hot and this girl wanted to put out a show. I gave her a hundred and when she flashed again Big Lou accelerated and she couldn't get pay, We went around doing this the whole afternoon, just trying these girls and they taking the bait. At last we found this chick from out of town named "Jayla". We did the usual and got her in the bus. By the time we offered more money this girl was sucking on Ray's cock. She had a smile on her face the entire time she?s sucking cock and getting stuffed with Ray's huge dick, it was just the perfect end for our little adventure around Lauderdale. This is one of those days when anything goes..You just have to make the moves

Posted by The Real G on July 16, 2008 04:32 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

So the first weird thing that happened on my latest excursion was that Andy(Boomerang) showed up with Albert on the bus. I could handle that. He wasn't to upset because he fucked one of the hottest porn stars in the industry.So we head out to Hialeah to find some hoochies. We're excited. We spot this girl on some steps. I give her the old interview routine. It wasn't working. It works 90% of the time. This girl seemed to be immune. Everything was no no no. I was impressed. Finally, after practically begging her, she gets in. We begin the interview with where are you from. She's from El Salvador. I immediately tell her that they eat people there and that the country is worthless. So she fires back. Telling me she wasn't gonna take my shit. Again, I was impressed. Most girls just take the abuse. Needless to say, to get her to have sex with Boomer was a pain. She wouldn't hear of it. This girl fought for her dignity. She lost! but at least she fought for it which is more that I could say for most. So Boomer hit it. I was impressed. The girl had a nice ass and she new how to move it. Her pussy looked tight as hell. This girl could suck dick. It was hot in that van. Boomer exploded all over her cute face. This was a fun ride. It was a lot of fun when we ditched her on some random street in HIALEAH DOG! This girl practically destroyed my van with her bare hands. The girl was feisty I tell you. I was sad to see her go. On second thought: See you in El Salvador baby!

Posted by The Real G on July 15, 2008 03:32 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

Hey fellas. I bet you gonna enjoy this one. First of all we got the sexiest Bang Bus driver ever. Her name is Carmella. She has such a big boobs. One of the biggest I've ever seen in my life. So now try to imagine this girl with her belongings driving a vehicle. Yeah that shit is hot. Plus she was flashing every five minutes making people on the street forget about where they were going. That was hilarious. The reaction of each one of them is hard to describe. You should see their faces. Carmella knows how to take care of business. We saw this girl walking down the road and asked her if she is interested in being part of our TV show. She was up for it. Everybody wants to be on the TV show these days. Especially TV show like ours. Worldwide recognition guaranteed. After the broadcast was over we dropped both participant and left. Then Carmella asked me if we can find someone else for us since she was so horny after watching those two fucking. We went to SoBe and met another girl. Watch to see what happened next.

Posted by The Real G on July 14, 2008 04:32 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

We are hunting out there, and i mean we are going everywhere to make sure all of those crazy, slutty, mean, depraved, pretty, smart, and in fact ALL SEXY WOMEN!! we want them in the bus.. Period!!. This week i was hanging out with "Big Lou" and "Ray Ray". We were out in FT Lauderdale, trying once again to catch something before summer's end. We went around fucking with the people in the streets..Ya all know how we do. It was really hot and we decided to drive by the beach area. We found this pretty brunette and she flashed her perky tits. I think it was only the fact that it was so damn hot and this girl wanted to put out a show. I gave her a hundred and when she flashed again Big Lou accelerated and she couldn't get pay, We went around doing this the whole afternoon, just trying these girls and they taking the bait. At last we found this chick from out of town named "Jayla". We did the usual and got her in the bus. By the time we offered more money this girl was sucking on Ray's cock. She had a smile on her face the entire time she?s sucking cock and getting stuffed with Ray's huge dick, it was just the perfect end for our little adventure around Lauderdale. This is one of those days when anything goes..You just have to make the moves

Posted by The Real G on July 13, 2008 04:00 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

I know we've been having a bunch of famous girls on the bus the last couple of months. That being said, Flower Tucci is my latest guest on the bus. I had to bring Flower. She's a personal friend and one of the hottest porn stars ever. Nick named ,the squirting flower, this girl has a hot moist pussy, a bodacious ass, and a sex hunger that doesn't quit. Have a mentioned the squirting thing. So we picked up some dumb ass tard at some shopping plaza. This guy was run of the mill if I've ever seen it. I gave him the heads up and he hopped aboard. This episode is proof that even the mentally retarded love Flower's pussy. This guy hit that ass! I suspect he was a virgin.

Posted by The Real G on July 12, 2008 02:01 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

Welcome back people. Today I thought it might be a cool idea to go and check out Ft. Lauderdale since we haven't been there for a while, plus Puck also had told me that he has a friend who lives in that area. This dude has been watching Bang Bus for a long time and always wanted to nail some pussy in the backseat, so I decided to give it a shot and pick him up. Looking back I gotta tell you that it wasn't a smart decision. Before we picked him up we also met a few chicks and two of them agreed to flash us for a small amount of money. Then we saw this girl Kitty walking alone and offered her to come with us, she didn't have a problem with it. Actually she didn't have a problem with anything that we were offering. The only person who did have problems was that dude we picked up. His dream to fuck someone on the Bus was about to come true and he fucked it up. He couldn't get hard! Later I figured that maybe he was talking about Bait Bus and it wasn't a pussy he was dreaming about, it was something else. So Puck had to replace his friend. Which he did really well. She got his jezz all over her face.

Posted by The Real G on July 11, 2008 04:01 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

So the first weird thing that happened on my latest excursion was that Andy(Boomerang) showed up with Albert on the bus. I could handle that. He wasn't to upset because he fucked one of the hottest porn stars in the industry.So we head out to Hialeah to find some hoochies. We're excited. We spot this girl on some steps. I give her the old interview routine. It wasn't working. It works 90% of the time. This girl seemed to be immune. Everything was no no no. I was impressed. Finally, after practically begging her, she gets in. We begin the interview with where are you from. She's from El Salvador. I immediately tell her that they eat people there and that the country is worthless. So she fires back. Telling me she wasn't gonna take my shit. Again, I was impressed. Most girls just take the abuse. Needless to say, to get her to have sex with Boomer was a pain. She wouldn't hear of it. This girl fought for her dignity. She lost! but at least she fought for it which is more that I could say for most. So Boomer hit it. I was impressed. The girl had a nice ass and she new how to move it. Her pussy looked tight as hell. This girl could suck dick. It was hot in that van. Boomer exploded all over her cute face. This was a fun ride. It was a lot of fun when we ditched her on some random street in HIALEAH DOG! This girl practically destroyed my van with her bare hands. The girl was feisty I tell you. I was sad to see her go. On second thought: See you in El Salvador baby!

Posted by The Real G on July 10, 2008 03:32 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

I know last week was halloween, but this video was actually done the week before. Who cares, i just have to say it..Anyways we had this idea of driving around getting this girls, give them pumpkings and get some ass. It didn'nt work that way, but we meet this gorgeous girl name "Jade Skye"...Yes, i know it is a stripper name, but this girl has the most amazing set of tits i have seen in a while. All natural, all pretty, big pumpkin tits. When you get in the car with Jade there isn't much room for anything because of her gigantic tits. But, she manages to find room to wiggle around and free my boy Jimmy Deen's cock so that she can wrap her lips around it and suck on it. She was pretty good at that, but then she kind of got a little afraid of his cock and i had to calm her down. She does have a lot of pull with her giant physique. I was just blown out of my mind. I actually tough in fucking her myself, but after giving her a couple of dollars (literally), We said goodby to her big breasts and headed home...

Posted by The Real G on July 09, 2008 03:01 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

Yo! What up B! Teddy Wanksta here taking over for Sanchez. Just kidding! Teddy's back in Wyoming. We found out later he was really from Worland, Wyoming. What a Wanksta! If he wasn't JT's cousin I would have probably kicked him out of the bus too. Much like we did this crazy ass girl named Samantha. I couldn't figure this girl out. She claimed she loved to read and teach others yet she had the vocabulary of a seventh grader. After a while I stopped trying to figure her out and went in for the kill. She was like putty in my hands. The girl was money hungry! She gave me some lame student loan story but I suspect the girl never graduated junior high. In reality I think this girl just wanted to get fucked. I don't really think she even cared about the money that she never got. She was all over Teddy Wanksta from the start. Teddy hit that ass! He tore up as they say. He did good.....for a wanksta! That's my favorite word of the week if you haven't noticed by now. This girl Samantha gave gr eat head by the way. Teddy told me it was the best head he had ever gotten. Of course, he was a virgin. After Teddy came all over her face we then concocted a brilliant plan Albert and I. It involved the girls back pack and the passenger side window. She took the bait and ran out to get her book bag. Just that easy ,she was never to be seen again.

Posted by The Real G on July 08, 2008 04:32 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

I know we've been having a bunch of famousgirls on the bus the last couple of months. That being said, Flower Tucci is my latest guest on the bus. I had to bring Flower. She's a personal friend and one of the hottest porn stars ever. Nick named ,the squirting flower, this girl has a hot moist pussy, a bodacious ass, and a sex hunger that doesn't quit. Have a mentioned the squirting thing. So we picked up some dumb ass tard at some shopping plaza. This guy was run of the mill if I've ever seen it. I gave him the heads up and he hopped aboard. This episode is proof that even the mentally retarded love Flower's pussy. This guy hit that ass! I suspect he was a virgin. You should have seen this guy's face when Flower squirted all over his cock and stomach. He looked like a dear in head lights. In the end, he busted a nut on Flowers face, then when he went to piss we left his stupid ass on the side of the road.

Posted by The Real G on July 07, 2008 02:33 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

Alicia, she was on her way to a Sunday brunch, but with my gift of gab and some serious cash she decided to ride with us

Posted by The Real G on July 06, 2008 04:00 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

What can I say about Shy Love? There's nothing shy about her for starters. The girl is a sexual being. We love those kind of beings. They make our world go round. After a very candid conversation we found out that Shy Love has had 22 cocks in her ass in the last year. She's a Virgo and enjoys long walks on short beaches. So back to the story. We go inside this gated community cause AL-B's an idiot. I guess it all worked out for the best. We found this French guy that Shy liked and they started talking about anal and gay French movies and before you know it he was sticking his cock in her pussy. Just like that! You know how we role. Do you? Do you know how we role. I role Dirt bitches! Enough representing. The sex was incredible. Frenchy put it down on my girl. He even made her cum. As a reward Shy gave him a messy blowjob that I nor you the fans will ever forget. This girl ain't a porn star for nothin. NO WHAT I'M SAYIN! Later we ditched the French extra far from home. That's always a plus. Enjoy Fellas. Keep it real and all that!

Posted by The Real G on July 05, 2008 02:32 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

A very crazy, special spooky BangBus. The bus was haunted by this very ugly Pregnant Spice nun and it was just downhill from there on. We drove around Downtown trying to score with some hot mamasitas and giving away candy to everyone. We found this sexy mami walking in a nearby street. We asked to drive her around and after we've sweetened the deal with precious candy, this girl was ready for some BangBus action. The basis of Liana's performance may very well be a hot blow job but the one thing that you can't take your eyes of off her huge ass and her perky fucking tits. Her nipples are the size of a coin but so good I've also got to taste her sweet ass and tight pussy when I slide my cock in it. After some hard fucking, we took her to a neighborhood with big houses, told her to wear a Werewolf mask and leaved her knocking on some stranger's door for our amusement...It was just incredible..I couldn't believe she did it...Enjoy!!

Posted by The Real G on July 04, 2008 04:32 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

As a week went by we got the bang bus patrolling the streets of Miami again in search for some victims. How long and how much does it takes to get someones attention. That was the question I was looking for answer on. To be honest its really hard to figure this out. One day you can pick up some smoking hot chick without even trying hard, and the next day the most ugliest girl on the planet would be so ignorant even though you offer her a load of cash. Where is the logic? Or its all about how lucky you are. I guess so. Whatever. Sometimes I just think either all women are wierdoos, either ... thats actually the point where my thoughts come to complete stop. So today we were driving to find somebody to have a good time with. As usually. The new driver D took me over to some rich neighborhood saying that its called Hialeah. I had some different picture of this area from what I've heard. Well maybe it was undiscovered part of this famous Miami district. As soon as we got there we met this girl Bianca. She said that she was visiting her sister who stole her (Bianca's) boyfriend. Why the hell in the world you wanna visit someone who just recently banged your men? Speaking of the women. So I was like ?Do you want to go with us, so we could all think about the ?pay back strategy?? She was up for it. A couple minutes later I picked up my boy and the revenge was pretty planed. Let me tell you how hot this girl was. Her nice perky tits and cute tight pussy was a combination of those things you don't want to miss. The sex was great. I got so many nice shots. So go ahead and check this out.

Posted by The Real G on July 03, 2008 02:00 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

As a week went by we got the bang bus patrolling the streets of Miami again in search for some victims. How long and how much does it takes to get someones attention. That was the question I was looking for answer on. To be honest its really hard to figure this out. One day you can pick up some smoking hot chick without even trying hard, and the next day the most ugliest girl on the planet would be so ignorant even though you offer her a load of cash. Where is the logic? Or its all about how lucky you are. I guess so. Whatever. Sometimes I just think either all women are wierdoos, either ... thats actually the point where my thoughts come to complete stop. So today we were driving to find somebody to have a good time with. As usually. The new driver D took me over to some rich neighborhood saying that its called Hialeah. I had some different picture of this area from what I've heard. Well maybe it was undiscovered part of this famous Miami district. As soon as we got there we met this girl Bianca. She said that she was visiting her sister who stole her (Bianca's) boyfriend. Why the hell in the world you wanna visit someone who just recently banged your men? Speaking of the women. So I was like ?Do you want to go with us, so we could all think about the ?pay back strategy?? She was up for it. A couple minutes later I picked up my boy and the revenge was pretty planed. Let me tell you how hot this girl was. Her nice perky tits and cute tight pussy was a combination of those things you don't want to miss. The sex was great. I got so many nice shots. So go ahead and check this out.

Posted by The Real G on July 02, 2008 05:00 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

Well my friends, not everyday i can sit here and write about how i make these girls to fall for me and then leave them abandoned somewhere in the city. It is something that rarely happens but when it does it is only good for me and i guess all of you too. The day started as normal today I was out ranking on my boy "John" or who i now like to call "Spice" jeje.. This guy thinks that he can drive the bus and i will not make fun of him...yeah wright! So here we were driving around and i decided to go to this building my buddy lives and check the place out. I've always noticed that a lot of girls live there so we decided to do something different for once. Here we are and Bamm! I found this pretty girl named "Rachel". She was not afraid to talk and it was easy to convince her to ditch her friend and come with us for a ride in the bus. I think it was the way i talked to her that make this girl go crazy for my cock. This episode has some of the best hardcore I have shot in the bus.This dirty girl starts out as a pretty Pink-wearing brunette but by the end of the day is turned into a shameless little babe. I can simply say that this girl truly knows how to make someone like myself cum like a fucking bull..Trust me it was no joke...So sit back relax and enjoy!!

Posted by The Real G on July 01, 2008 03:00 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

I'm loving all the famous hot pussy that's been coming on the bus lately. It's so great because I get to fondle their tits and rub their ass. I hand picked Daisy Marie because she is so fine. The girl is a winning combo of face, personality, and most importantly body. What a pair of tits on this broad. Perfect and natural. Her ass is unbelievable as well. This girl fucks like a fox on top of everything else. She is nasty. What a dirty mouth on this little thing. Thinking about it gives me a bit of a chub. Look at me I sound like a school girl with a crush. Anyway, We picked up this fucking slob in a Department store in Hialeah of all places. This guy was a fucking case. He didn't even know how to play with a pussy. I think he was a virgin or something. Seriously, homeboy hadn't seen a pussy in a while or ever for that matter. He hit it pretty good though. He was hung (not that I was looking). I'm not gay I swear. HE HE. So Daisy brought a vibrator on the bus so she could play with her clit while the monkey boy we picked up fucked her doggy. It was a hot scene to say the least. She came to a screaming orgasm towards the end. Speaking of the end. I told Al-B to drive extra far for this guy. Something about his face made me want to fuck him over bad. The retard made it real easy for us. Like all morons from Hialeah he wanted to take a piss on a tree in the middle of the road. That was that. I hope to never see that loser again. Like he cares, he got to hit one of the hottest porn stars around.

Posted by The Real G on June 30, 2008 04:32 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments

How you all doing? Bang Bus is on the road and this time we went over to downtown to see what is going on over there. This area of the greatest city of Miami wasn't truly discovered by our famous vehicle so we decided to fix it. It was a lot of people of all kind let me tell you. Businessmen and boms, hot college chicks and some weird dressed foreigners. We should come here more often. Anyway, after an hour of driving and talking with all this peeps I just told you about we ran into this hotties walking down the street. I asked them to join us on the adventure and they jumped in. Nice tits which were covered by expensive looking outfit made me think that those girls belong to the type easy going gold diggers who would do anything for money.

Posted by The Real G on June 29, 2008 03:00 AM | The Mutha' Fuckin' BangBus | Comments